The second in this show is "The Cobra".
The Cobra is a shimmering delight when he's around. He's been around since Time began. He has slithered in an out of many a Big Rig un-noticed. Has run with the best of 'em. He has the uncanny ability to just "pop in" right at the next scene coming up, just when something's about to happen. Any stressful dangerous situation where a Driver is coming up on it quick and maybe still talking on that ol radio,
King Cobra is gonna be there. That's what he does.
Like a Radio Reporter. Hell I dunno Always been that way since the first 18 wheeler set out on the road. I imagine he's seen a ton of tricks and problems too.
The very reasons for The
Mighty TMAC's Blogaphone on this website and other satellite sites
on the Earth Web...not to mention The
Planet...Microphonia.
Problem is, even tho he's been around, He's powerless to change anything, he can only observe. Heard he started working with another fella a while back, "MicKee...." something or other but
Ol' Cobra just up and quit. No one knows why and if ya ask him, he's surely gonna start Hisssssssing at ya. He's been out there watching Drivers for years and wanting to help. Says there's just got to be a better safer way It's his story, his observations, that he reports back to
TMAC who then will dwell on it a bit, in His Stately Fashion sorta way, bad leg an all, standing up there, will then give His opinion on how to rectify the situation and what He would've done had He been there. Apparently TMAC takes a Microphone real serious. Watch out for that Driver at all times, attention, focus ready to react at a moments notice. Becoming best friends with that Microphone and guarding it with His life. Old School Loyalty. Take care of who...takes care of you. That's with a Lifetime Service Policy.
This is all to be read from that perspective. These two characters have 'powers" that we don't understand. They are alive and sometimes appear together right up on your dash board, shimmering, almost solid, real but yet not quite, like in that picture. Fact is I got that picture when they was just starting to settle in on a drivers dash board and I happen to be there with my camera. The Flash scared'em off I guess cause that's the last we seen of'em like that. Strange thing about it was, all of a sudden this bright light appeared above this Drivers Microphone and when the light faded, there holding his Mic was this here new deal...The Microphone Assistant™.
So don't be alarmed if a similar occurance happens to you some night out there on the road, dazzle lights and all. Word is Cobra likes to stand straight up on that dash right up next to your Microphone, close like so he can cut it up nice and quite with
The Mighty TMAC, as he calls him so as not to bother that Driver atall. Riding with lonesome Drivers out on the open road, discussing important issues that affect our safety and well being. Poppin in here, poppin in there, doin what they do.
Trying to make sure all the bases are covered, everything this time, with this new State of the Art static mounted, retractable cb microphone hanger. Pulls 16 oz. Lift a pound right up off the table. Gives ya 36" stretch and maneuverability on a Kevlar Cord. Holds that Mic
right there. Nice and tight. NO swinging around hitting everything.
Securely in Stand By Position. Not only Safety but Comfort too. Please
sit back and enjoy the story as overheard when The Cobra slid sidewinder
like into the presence of ......
The Mighty TMAC
SORRY THE ORIGINAL BLOG
HAD TO BE REMOVED DUE TO EXCESSIVE ABUSE
It's now March 5th, 2008 and
I've been reading some pretty disturbing things on the web the last few
days. Well actually I read a lotta disturbing news on the Web
everyday. What I meant was that I've been reading some very
disturbing things happening out there in The Trucking Industry.
The link to the article is
here or You can read it on the next page if you click on ENTER
HERE at the bottom of the page. The thing with the
Brokers taking The Lions Share leaving The Drivers little to
Nothing...is Criminal. The Fuel Prices is The Nightmare I wanted
to mention in this little add-on. Rising 38 Cents within 48 Hours
is NOT an acceptable arrangement for The Owner Operators in The American
Trucking Industry. I aint been out there in almost 3 years but it
would seem and IF nobody ran Toilet Paper...PERIOD...that it may send a
message Loud an Clear. As broke as I am from this little
project i WOULDN'T RUN A LOAD OF TOILET PAPER for a Million Dollars and
the Title to a new Pete. I think if everybody felt as strongly as
I do about this that we could get these assholes attention real quick.
200 Million plus Citizens setting on the toilet calling their
Congressmen and their Senators. This may be a way around that
"Strike Talk" I've also been reading about. Just Boycott the
Toilet Paper. Touch'e...You know the "on guard" kinda thing.
Just a little attention getter so to speak. Nuttin serious.
I think the answer to
that is: "They are both goin in the shitter"
You may want to add
Paper Napkins and Paper Towels to that.
June in a couple more
days...and we're touching $5 a gallon. I hear it's about $1100 to
fill up a Big truck these dayz. Crazy.
How far does a Big
Truck go on $500 worth of diesel these days? As You well know, a
picture is worth a thousand words.
Click on the red Truck when this opens.
After the Trucks appear across America, a dollars to miles chart pops
up.
animatedfreightfuelchart.pps
Enter Here
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